Our Dearest Baby Girl,
Could you please stop stealing paper off the tables and the rolls of toilet paper out of the bathrooms in the middle of the night? We would appreciate this very much. If you find that you cannot stop this horrible annoying habit, could you at least not rip them apart so loudly? You know as well as anyone does that I tend to sleep in a comatose state and that means that your dad has to jump up and try to get them from you. Giving that we have nicknamed you ADDie, because of your attention deficit disorder, we understand that you are always looking for something to play with and we love (not quite) that quality about you. Honestly though, if you could just tone it down a bit while we’re sleeping that would be great. Oh yeah, one more thing. Could you possibly give yourself a bath? That would be great.
Love You,
Mom and Dad
P.S. You are going to be a skunk for Halloween.
P.S.S It could be worse. You boyfriend is going to be a cat.
Could you please stop stealing paper off the tables and the rolls of toilet paper out of the bathrooms in the middle of the night? We would appreciate this very much. If you find that you cannot stop this horrible annoying habit, could you at least not rip them apart so loudly? You know as well as anyone does that I tend to sleep in a comatose state and that means that your dad has to jump up and try to get them from you. Giving that we have nicknamed you ADDie, because of your attention deficit disorder, we understand that you are always looking for something to play with and we love (not quite) that quality about you. Honestly though, if you could just tone it down a bit while we’re sleeping that would be great. Oh yeah, one more thing. Could you possibly give yourself a bath? That would be great.
Love You,
Mom and Dad
P.S. You are going to be a skunk for Halloween.
P.S.S It could be worse. You boyfriend is going to be a cat.
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